Hello.

WHAT?   I just really like macaroni, okay?
Hi, I'm Sophia, and I love music, and things that waste time.

spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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— 1 hour ago with 10019 notes

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing, via cumfort)

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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

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officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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cinnamid:

The bees never bothered me anyway 

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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